After years of "abstinence only" sex education, some florida teens think that drinking a cap full of bleach prevents HIV, and drinking Mountain Dew or smoking marijuana prevents pregnancy. Ah.. the smell of that swampy backwards Christian hillbilly education..

The second biggest meat recall in history.. 87 million hamburgers full of e-Coli. How many is that? Enough to stretch across the United States almost twice.

Archaeologists recently found the stone toilet that Martin Luther sat on as he composed the manifesto that launched the Protestant Reformation. He was chronically constipated guy. This is one of many historic moments affected by the power of poop.

Palin told him that "dinosaurs and humans walked the Earth at the same time," .. nice grip on reality, lady..

Palin has certainly brought a wind of surrealist right wing christian energy into the mix. Entertaining and scary.. great character for a B movie, but potentially the most powerful job in the world? AAAAAAH! I'd be embarrassed to take her to a dinner party.